yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
this makes me laugh tooo hard
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
HI I’m one of those persons with vaginas, am I special ?
Psycho teens with vaginas
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?